Evil Elf Scuba SALE this Saturday !

Its a fact … Naughty Eric has been Raiding Santas Sack !! So if you were hoping for anything special off Scuba Santa this year you had better read this disturbing letter from those pesky little elves …

Disturbing I know (not least that one of us has these kind of strange thoughts in our mind in the first place) but its serious … The North Pole Rozzers are already hot on the case and we need to shift the lot before they catch up with us …

Soooooooooooooooo whats the plan, well its simple … We are having a mother of a Jingle bell, Rudolph Roasting EVIL ELF SCUBA SALE THIS SATURDAY on the 10th December from 10am to 4pm at all three of our SCUBApuruits Stores to clear out the goodies and cover up Evil Erics naughty little trail of crime before Santa realises whats happened …

Ok, so you’re in on it now, and if those North Pole Coppers ask we’ll be dropping you right in it. So you’ve only got one choice if you don’t want to be breakin Ice Cubes on the Northern Front for ten years, and that to help us hide the evidence (aka get your wallets and purses out and come and buy it all up) …

See you at the Evil Elf SCUBA Sale on Saturday !

PS – You’d best Like Us on Facebook or I’ll cast an Evil Elf Spell on you … He He Ha Ha … Eric x